For Falsie

15 04 2009

“You mean you traveled all that way for two humps and a piece of ass?”
Falstaff


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Camel ride in the Mingsha (Singing) Sand Dunes.

Followed by some Donkey meat in Dunhuang.

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7 responses

15 04 2009
tabula rasa

oh nice on the donkey meat. you totally lucked out on the portions there.

15 04 2009
km

What do you get when you cross donkey meat with raw onions?

A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Thank you, you’ve been a wonderful crowd.

15 04 2009
Veena

BM: Wrong order. My journal says so.

16 04 2009
??!

Unkelji:
What can we say? It’s all you, baby.

(It’s been a while since one of these, huh?)

17 04 2009
Falstaff

Sigh. So many jokes:

What’s the hottest drink in Dunhuang bars?

Muled wine

Why are chefs in Dunhuang hopeless romantics?

Because they specialize in Donkey Haute Cuisine.

What’s the difference between NYC and Dunhuang?

In NYC they have restaurants in boroughs, in Dunhuang they have burros in restaurants.

What do you do if you’re unhappy with your meal in a Dunhuang restaurant?

You ask to see the onager.

What do they call the rest rooms in a Dunhuang restaurant?

Hees and Haws.

17 04 2009
Falstaff

P.S. Notice how I managed to resist the obvious joke about sampling the Khulan-ary delights.

17 04 2009
km

What’s the difference between NYC and Dunhuang?

In NYC they have restaurants in boroughs, in Dunhuang they have burros in restaurants.

Senor Falstaff, we are SO not worthy.

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